
Privacy policy. But make it fun.
1. What I collect (and only if you want me to)
I will not steal your info and run off into the sunset with it. The only time I ask for your info is when:
You opt-in to receive a sample of my writing.
You reach out to inquire about my services (because words matter, and you might need help with yours).
You subscribe to my newsletter (coming soon…).
That’s it. No secret tracking, no weird data-hoarding. Just the basics: your name, email, and whatever you choose to share in your message.
2. How I use your info (hint: not for evil)
I use your details to:
Send you that writing sample you requested.
Reply to your inquiries.
Occasionally check site traffic (in an anonymous, nerdy-data way) to make sure my website isn’t scaring people off.
I do not sell, rent, or hand over your info to any shady third parties. Ever.
3. Cookies & tracking (no creepy business, I promise)
This site might use cookies or analytics (like Google Analytics) to see what’s working and what’s not. It’s all anonymous and helps me make the site better. If you’d rather not be part of that, you can disable cookies in your browser settings. No hard feelings.
4. Your rights (because you’re in control here)
If you ever want to see, update, or delete your info, just email me at wwwordinarium@gmail.com and I’ll take care of it.
5. Questions? Just ask.
If anything here sounds confusing, or if you just want to make sure I’m a real human and not a bot, feel free to reach out at the email above. I promise to reply like a normal person, not a lawyer.